Share your world: Christmas Edition

Linking up with Stilettos and a fishing pole

Check back tomorrow for a post on why Sugar Boo Pants is a bad gift giver.

Chevy Chase(i just love him) Christmas Vacation. Duh!

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Ohmyword I could make a meal off of puppy chow.

Surrously THE. BEST. THING. you will EVER put in your mouth!

It's totally replace my crack addiction.

These are my confessions

(Que Usher)

Linking up with Leslie at A Blonde Ambition

I CONFESS: I can go two days without washing my hair.
I CONFESS: Im a regifter. I have already re wrapped a few things. #cheap
I CONFESS: Im taking back some things I got from a blog swap. 
I CONFESS: When it gets 3:00 or 4:00 at work, I slow waaaaaaay down until 5.
I CONFESS: Im a hoarder. A hoarder with a problem. I realize this when I look in my garage and see all kinds of boxes. I cant throw them away. I might need them for something one day. #someonepleasecomethrowthingsaway
I CONFESS: So I have this friend who signed up to sell Scentsy. Yes, its a great product, But she tries to sell me something or get me to sell something for her every time we talk. Not cool mam.